
Germany doesn’t have friends, it has acquaintances
and countries it hasn’t invaded the last 50 years.Im just saying we could fucking buy you …is that not worth like 4 pity points?!
We should get 12 points from Greece and friends for having literally saved them, but you know, instead they hate us even more.
Greece got money from Europe, not Germany. The European Bank just so happens to be in Germany, but it was the EU. So no, Greece shouldn’t have given Germany 12 points. And why should they? If Greeks don’t like the song, they don’t like the song. Not their fault. And anyway Germany won a few years ago with, dare I say, an utter shite song. So it’s possible. It didn’t work out this year, but it doesn’t mean the whole of Europe hates you. Most voters honestly don’t give a shit, they just like the entertainment.
Sweden’s handling of the winner’s conference broadcast is going about as badly as their handling of the voting graphics.
theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box
I ship it
Poor San Marino, they were one place away from qualifying.
my poor baby :(
But Azerbaijan got more points coming second than they did winning
Seriously? Oh my!
Yeah. I’d never heard of her before she was announced as the singer for Netherlands but I’ve been listening to her songs and I really like them.
And she seems really cool!
I AM SO PROUD OF ROBERTO AND ANOUK.
ME TOO! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ROBERTO WOULD COME 12TH?
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
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Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
esc
we shall rise again
one day
remember last year when greece gained points
and graham norton was like ‘you can hear the greek finance minister crying’