Stitch this mate!

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"You are a broom. Question: if you take a broom and replace the handle, and then later replace the brush - and you do it over and over again - is it still the same broom? Answer: no, of course it isn’t. But you can still sweep the floor.”

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So I went to work today, like I’ve been doing for I don’t even know how long.

When I went to pick up my boss’ lunch I ran into the girl from 8. She asked if I liked working there and was like ”yeah, you know, not really”. Asked her if she enjoyed it and she said yes, that she was lucky with her boss and I must need a lot of patience. So thanks girl from 8, for reminding me that my boss is a pain in the ass.

Then in the afternoon, I was fortunate enough* to hear a speech about muslims. You see, according to my boss, we live in a quiet little corner, but they’re starting to come. And they’re awful and vindictive and just terrible people.  

And then she starts talking about what’s happening in Syria. Now, I don’t really understand what’s happening there to be honest, besides knowing that many innocent people are dying. I do understand that the groups that do those things, and the terrorists and all, are not representatives of all muslims. And I got so angry hearing those things and I had no idea what to say.

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FIRST POSTER for American Horror Story Freak Show by The Hollywood Reporter Exclusive


FIRST POSTER for American Horror Story Freak Show by The Hollywood Reporter Exclusive

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You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

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omg it’s so fucking cute 


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i may speak only 2 languages but i sing in like 30

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This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

Please stop asking me.
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If you don’t think you’d ever be interested in watching a movie about a never-aging, time-traveling, gender-switching Tilda Swinton; 1) What’s the matter with you?, 2) You are wrong.

Scenes from Orlando (1992), directed by Sally Potter, costumes by Sandy Powell

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Lucy Brown as Harriet “Harry” Kilmartin in The Village (2014)

Actually, can I call you Lady Allingham? I do so like ladies.

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